From speed

People… I’m fast

I’m fast, originally uploaded by Louis the Pug.

Now, this kid was fast. But I’m faster. That iPhone (you know… the old one) can’t keep up with me. My tongue is 6 feet long and blurry because it was busy giving a massive lick to the face of this kinda sorta fast kid.

Did I mention I’m fast?

Kimberly and Tim were at an award thing for Kimberly being some super cool CEO. Louis the Pug Industries just might be in the market for talent like hers…