My bed doesn’t smell like feline urine anymore

I hate to be graphic, but it’s truth-telling time. Matisse has an issue with peeing on my bed. Thankfully, chemists have been hard at work to figure out a way to remove cat urine smells from dog beds, and breakthrough technology allows me to report that I can sleep in my fluffy bed without getting au de cat all over me. Thank you science!

For those that say I should retaliate, there’s literally nothing I could pee on that he cares about. Plus, I’m a gentleman, yo.